its a wonderful life: jokes about sleeping

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about sleep.

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. It stops my foot from falling asleep. Im sorry to bother you sir but my car broke down about a mile down the road. What should I do Easy said the doctor.

Top 10 Jokes about Sleeping A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church And why is it necessary to be quiet in church Little Johnny replied Because people are sleeping 36 Church Jokes It was a hot summer day and the old courthouse was just as hot. If you are crying send me your tears. Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sleeping beauty hold hands dad jokes.

A guy keeps falling asleep in church Long So Charlie has a problem with falling asleep in church. A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moralThe jokes Bob came home drunk one night slid into bed. Why do dragons often sleep during the day.

I wont give you sleeping tablets you just need to use the classic method of counting sheep Says the doc-. Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bedtime.

What is huge grayish and can send people to sleep. A roamin catholic A boxer is whining to his doctor that he cant sleep. Because lets be honest when youre tired anything will make you wish you were sleeping instead.

The Nun said Very good and continued teaching her class. Stick me with this pin if I fall asleep. God Almighty shouted Susie.

I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit the other night. What should you do if you cant go to sleep. Youre so funny kind and beautiful Oh come on youre just saying that so I will sleep with you And youre smart too.

There are also sleeping beauty puns for kids 5 year olds boys and girls. Every night my dad asks Johnny are you sleeping Then I say No and then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye So the teacher says to him Tonight when your dad asks again keep dead quiet and dont say a word. Because she didnt want to sleepwalk.

Me my mum and my dad we sleep on the same bed. What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes riddles and puns about bedtime are clean and safe for children of all ages.

Had fallen asleep on my crossword. If you are eating send me a bite. I miss understood a Sleeping Beauty.

Please advise Sexy Math Time. After his first time having sex with Sleeping. Sleeping send me your dreams.

You lie on the beds edge and soon youll drop off. He looks at his wife in the bed and says This is the fat pig I sleep with everytime you have a headache. I fell asleep beside the kitchen sink with the plug out.

Bath 11 Bedtime 19 Camping 13 Dance 27 Hiking 3. Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked. The service goes on for a while and the priest.

I am on the toilet. Our funny sleep jokes might help you relax. Would it be alright with you if s.

Tell me Susie who created the universe When Susie didnt stir little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. Had fallen asleep on my crossword. Ill never be welcome to a funeral again.

Woke up the other day with a puzzled look on my face. A farmer walks into his bedroom With a sheep tucked under his arm. The 120 Best Sleep Jokes - UPJOKE Sleep Jokes Sleeping Baby A worried new mother went to the psychiatrist.

If you are laughing send me your smile. Here he says handing him a straight pin. Doctor she said Since I had the baby I cant sleep at night.

I love you The husband typically non-romantic replied. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes riddles and puns about sleep are clean and safe for children of all ages. Jokes Tags Sleeping Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme When my cat sleeps he snoozes Inside the laundry basket Or on top of a tree Crammed inside a shelf Where no-one can see.

This joke may contain profanity. So they can fight knights. I think I was Tolkein in my sleep.

But the jokes are funny. Why did the little girl take her bicycle to bed with her. When Im in the next room I have this dreadful fear that I wont hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night.

If you are drinking send me a sip. One day her teacher a Nun called on her while she was sleeping. I fitted an alarm clock to my shoe.

Back to Activity Nightmare 4 Sleep 25 1 2 Showing jokes 1 to 15 of 25 sleep jokes for kids How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired. Sleeping comes naturally to me I could do it with my eyes closed66 best sleep jokes What do you call a sleepwalking nun. He turns to his friend sitting beside him.

His friend agrees and Charlie settles in for the service. Our house is very small Miss. I am over 18.

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